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Nature abhors a vacuum and also anything that's not a crab.
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Wrong Times Table
Deep in some corner of my heart, I suspect that real times tables are wrong about 6x7=42 and 8x7=56.
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Hello and welcome to Millibar Millibarn Attometer, an advice show for the Planck era.
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Confidence Interval
The worst part is that's the millisigma interval.
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Great Attractor
Living in the southern hemisphere was nice because I could jump extra high, but I like it here too. Besides, if I ever want to move back, I can just curl up in a ball and wait!
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The worst is when you run out of monospaced fonts and have to use variable-width variables.
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Mount St. Helens
It's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.
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Alive Or Not
Computer viruses currently fall somewhere between prions and fire.
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Common Cold
Not even metapneumovirus, easily the common cold virus with the coolest name, warrants our sympathy. Colds suck. No mercy.
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Coronavirus Polling
If you want to see the polling questions we agree on MOST, you can check out Chapter 24 of my book How To, where I got the Roper Center on Public Opinion Research to help me design the world's least electable political campaign platform.
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DOWNSIDES: Adobe people may periodically email your newsroom to ask you to call it an 'Adobe® PDF document,' but they'll reverse course once they learn how sarcastically you can pronounce the registered trademark symbol.
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Error Types
Type IIII error: Mistaking tally marks for Roman numerals
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Coronavirus Genome 2
[moments later, checking phone] Okay, I agree my posting it was weird, but it's somehow even more unnerving that you immediately liked the post.
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Coronavirus Genome
Spellcheck has been great, but whoever figures out how to get grammar check to work is guaranteed a Nobel.
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Use or Discard By
One of the things of bear spray says that, and I'm not one to disobey safety instructions, but there are no bears around here. Guess it's time for a camping trip where we leave lots of food out!
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Sourdough Starter
Once the lockdown is over, let's all get together and swap starters!
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Garbage Math
'Garbage In, Garbage Out' should not be taken to imply any sort of conservation law limiting the amount of garbage produced.
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Coronavirus Charts
Adding data for South Korea but with their cases scaled to match the population of Japan and the land area of Australia, and vice versa.
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RIP John Conway
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I hate how many times you have to press it to get to the system normal people use, degrees Rømer.
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