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Backpack Decisions
"This one is perfect in every way, except that for some reason it's woven from a tungsten mesh, so it weighs 85 pounds and I'll need to carry it around on a hand cart." "That seems like a bad--" "BUT IT HAS THE PERFECT POCKET ARRANGEMENT!"
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Super Bowl Watch Party
It's going to be weird near the end of May when the screen goes blank for over 18 hours.
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Chicken Pox and Name Statistics
People with all six of those names agree that it's weird that we have teeth, when you think about it for too long. Just about everyone agrees on that, except—in a still-unexplained statistical anomaly—people named "Trevor."
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Fruit Collider
The most delicious exotic fruit discovered this way is the strawberry banana. Sadly, it's only stable in puree form, so it's currently limited to yogurt and smoothies, but they're building a massive collider in Europe to search for a strawberry banana that can be eaten whole.
Reposted bypaketAgnesamaxoxo4jochenklein
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Campaign Fundraising Emails
The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of...
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Night Sky
There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.
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Hawaii
Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.
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Scientific Paper Graph Quality
The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.
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How to Make Friends
No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!
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Temperature Preferences
There's a supposed Mark Twain quote, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." It isn't really by Mark Twain, but I don't know who said it—I just know they've never been to McMurdo Station.
Reposted byjarlaxlelykengreensky
5974 52f1
Backpack Decisions
"This one is perfect in every way, except that for some reason it's woven from a tungsten mesh, so it weighs 85 pounds and I'll need to carry it around on a hand cart." "That seems like a bad--" "BUT IT HAS THE PERFECT POCKET ARRANGEMENT!"
Reposted bycoloredgrayscaletatzep856
8599 8b64
Super Bowl Watch Party
It's going to be weird near the end of May when the screen goes blank for over 18 hours.
8603 f8d8
Chicken Pox and Name Statistics
People with all six of those names agree that it's weird that we have teeth, when you think about it for too long. Just about everyone agrees on that, except—in a still-unexplained statistical anomaly—people named "Trevor."
0631 ab62
Fruit Collider
The most delicious exotic fruit discovered this way is the strawberry banana. Sadly, it's only stable in puree form, so it's currently limited to yogurt and smoothies, but they're building a massive collider in Europe to search for a strawberry banana that can be eaten whole.
Reposted bypaketAgnesamaxoxo4jochenklein
8683 0f20 500
Campaign Fundraising Emails
The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of...
8698 2dba 500
Night Sky
There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.
8715 c63a
Hawaii
Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.
8730 c9e2
Scientific Paper Graph Quality
The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.
2556 a6e5 500
How to Make Friends
No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!
Reposted byadvocatusDiaboliAgnesamaxoxo4stopferlevunepaketsofiasUbikneoraiderDevaworm23wasnaeathalisflauschfischRekrut-Kzuckerenteadremdicoverdantforceschottladenencafe42Maelstrom
8730 c9e2
Scientific Paper Graph Quality
The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.
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