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ISS Solar Transit 2
Most people don't realize it, but they actually launch a new space station every few weeks because this keeps happening.
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Geochronology
'The mountains near here formed when the ... Newfoundland ... microplate collided with, uhh ... Labrador.' 'Ok, now you're definitely just naming dogs.' 'Wait, no, that's actually almost correct.'
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ISS Solar Transit
I guess it's also the right setting for pictures of the Moon at night.
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Survivorship Bias
They say you can't argue with results, but what kind of defeatest attitude is that? If you stick with it, you can argue with ANYTHING.
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Birdwatching
No, tell the park rangers to calm down, it's fine--I put a screen on the front. I just want to get the birds a little closer.
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7 Eleven
Really, the only honest 24-hour stores are the ones in places like Arizona and Hawaii, and many of them are still wrong in certain years.
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Identification Chart
Be careful—it's breeding season, and some of these can be *extremely* defensive of their nests.
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Hottest Editors
Elon Musk finally blocked me from the internal Tesla repository because I wouldn't stop sending pull requests for my code supporting steering via vim keybindings.
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Existential Bug Reports
ISSUE: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.
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Incinerator
My trash can broke recently and I had to get rid of it. When I picked it up, I suffered a brief but harrowing existential crisis.
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Security Advice
Never give your password or bank account number to anyone who doesn't have a blue check mark next to their name.
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Sweet 16
Every year I make out my bracket at the season, and every year it's busted before the first game when I find out which teams are playing.
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Rayleigh Scattering
If you ask "why are leaves green?" the usual answer is "because they're full of chlorophyll, and chlorophyll is green," even though "why does chlorophyll scatter green light?" is a great question too.
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Incognito Mode
They're really the worst tech support team. And their solutions are always the same. "This OS X update broke something." "LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING APPLES!"
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Mispronunciation
I pronounce epitome "EPPY-tome", but EpiPen "uh-PIE-pen".
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Flag
There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery.
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Color Pattern
♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫
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Vomiting Emoji
My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.
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Onboarding
'So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.'
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Best-Tasting Colors
I recognize that chocolate is its own thing on which reasonable people may differ. Everything else here is objective fact.
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