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Listening
Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.
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Borrow Your Laptop
If used with software that could keep up, a scroll wheel mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and 'redo' events could be kind of cool.
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Unpublished Discoveries
If you must know, I'm currently researching how to save this emailed tax form as a regular PDF so I can print and sign it. Our work isn't a lock for the Nobel, but we're in the running.
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Video Content
"So, like, sexy news videos?" "No, people have tried that--it's still just video content. We need to actually inform people THROUGH making out. I would call it 'Mouth Content,' but I think that's already the title of a Neil Cicierega album."
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Location Reviews
Google and Yelp keep deleting my scathing reviews of the Mariana Trench, the Chernobyl reactor core, the jet stream, and the equator.
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Phone
[*disables social networking accounts*] [*social isolation increases*] Wait, why does this ALSO feel bad?
Reposted bydesi desi
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Decision Paralysis
Good point--making no decision is itself a decision. So that's a THIRD option I have to research!
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Chess Notation
I've decided to score all my conversations using chess win-loss notation. (??)
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Bad Map Projection: Time Zones
This is probably the first projection in cartographic history that can be criticized for its disproportionate focus on Finland, Mongolia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
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90s Kid
We remember Rugrats, and think of them every time our kids look at us through their baby gates.
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Solar System Questions
My country's World Cup win was exciting and all, but c'mon, what if the players wore nylon wings and COULD LITERALLY FLY?
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Tamagotchi Hive
The Singularity happened, but not to us.
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Do you need me to do a quicksort on the whiteboard or produce a generation of offspring or something? It might take me a bit, but I can do it.
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The Martian
I have never seen a work of fiction so perfectly capture the out-of-nowhere shock of discovering that you've just bricked something important because you didn't pay enough attention to a loose wire.
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Words for Pets
Seventh year: Perfectly coherent words, but in the pet's language, not mine.
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Beer
Mmmm, this is such a positive experience! I feel no social pressure to enjoy it at all!
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Antique Factory
WARNING: This item was aged by the same inexorable passage of time that also processes nuts.
Reposted byratmani ratmani
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New Horizons
Last-minute course change: Let's see if we can hit Steve's house.
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The BDLPSWDKS Effect
This well-known effect has of course been replicated in countless experiments.
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Keyboard Mash
WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.
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