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February 05 2010
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You Hang Up First
No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.
No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.
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February 03 2010
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Tensile vs. Shear Strength
Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign.
Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign.
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February 01 2010
January 29 2010
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Spirit
On January 26th, 2213 days into its mission, NASA declared Spirit a 'stationary research station', expected to operational for several more months until the dust buildup on its solar panels forces a final shutdown.
On January 26th, 2213 days into its mission, NASA declared Spirit a 'stationary research station', expected to operational for several more months until the dust buildup on its solar panels forces a final shutdown.
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January 27 2010
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Retro Virus
He says this is the year of Linux on the desktop! The world of Windows will fade any moment now!
He says this is the year of Linux on the desktop! The world of Windows will fade any moment now!
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January 25 2010
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Children's Fantasy
I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now. Magical worlds exist. I've learned a huge truth about our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK.
I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now. Magical worlds exist. I've learned a huge truth about our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK.
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January 22 2010
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Dirty Harry
Sci-fi has energy weapons because otherwise the people like me who watch it get distracted counting shots.
Sci-fi has energy weapons because otherwise the people like me who watch it get distracted counting shots.
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January 20 2010
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MicroSD
That card holds a refrigerator carton's worth of floppy discs, and a soda can full of those cards could hold the entire iTunes store's music library. Mmmm.
That card holds a refrigerator carton's worth of floppy discs, and a soda can full of those cards could hold the entire iTunes store's music library. Mmmm.
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January 18 2010
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Semicontrolled Demolition
I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.
I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.
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January 15 2010
January 13 2010
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Self-Description
The contents of any one panel are dependent on the contents of every panel including itself. The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and each node has a loop. The mouseover text has two hundred and forty-two characters.
The contents of any one panel are dependent on the contents of every panel including itself. The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and each node has a loop. The mouseover text has two hundred and forty-two characters.
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January 11 2010
January 08 2010
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Admin Mourning
And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out.
And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out.
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January 06 2010
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G-Spot
The BBC lead was 'The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.' I couldn't read it with a straight face.
The BBC lead was 'The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.' I couldn't read it with a straight face.
January 04 2010
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We Get It
The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'
The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'
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January 01 2010
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Science Montage
The rat's perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code grey! We have a Helvetica scenario!
The rat's perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code grey! We have a Helvetica scenario!
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December 30 2009
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Force
Force-choking the chicken.
Force-choking the chicken.
December 28 2009
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Gravity Wells
This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets.
This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets.
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December 25 2009
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December 25th
If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?
If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?
December 23 2009
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Christmas Plans
Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it.
Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it.
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