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March 19 2010
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Time Machine
We never see any time travelers because they all discover it's a huge mistake. This is also why your friend at the lab suddenly looked about a year older recently.
We never see any time travelers because they all discover it's a huge mistake. This is also why your friend at the lab suddenly looked about a year older recently.
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March 17 2010
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Numbers
The typical internet user (who wants to share) has an IQ of 147 and a 9-inch penis. Well, better than the reverse, I guess.
The typical internet user (who wants to share) has an IQ of 147 and a 9-inch penis. Well, better than the reverse, I guess.
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March 15 2010
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Porn For Women
Yes, there are a lot of longing looks across the bridge of Galactica first, but that's beside the point!
Yes, there are a lot of longing looks across the bridge of Galactica first, but that's beside the point!
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March 12 2010
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GeoIP
'Meet hot young singles in your mom's basement today'? Man, screw you, GeoIP.
'Meet hot young singles in your mom's basement today'? Man, screw you, GeoIP.
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March 10 2010
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Single Ladies
Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would've made one badass Nazgȗl.
Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would've made one badass Nazgȗl.
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March 08 2010
March 05 2010
March 03 2010
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I Am
Great, LO-M. Do you speak Bocce? I'm supposed to find one that speaks Bocce.
Great, LO-M. Do you speak Bocce? I'm supposed to find one that speaks Bocce.
March 01 2010
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Sex Dice
You roll for initiative, and ... [roll] ... wow, do you ever take it.
You roll for initiative, and ... [roll] ... wow, do you ever take it.
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February 26 2010
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Joshing
You'll be moved up from 49 of ~7 billion to 31 of ~7 billion.
You'll be moved up from 49 of ~7 billion to 31 of ~7 billion.
February 24 2010
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Freedom
Sometimes I'm terrified to realize how many options other people have.
Sometimes I'm terrified to realize how many options other people have.
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February 22 2010
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Devotion to Duty
The weird sense of duty really good sysadmins have can border on the sociopathic, but it's nice to know that it stands between the forces of darkness and your cat blog's servers.
The weird sense of duty really good sysadmins have can border on the sociopathic, but it's nice to know that it stands between the forces of darkness and your cat blog's servers.
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February 19 2010
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Principle of Explosion
You want me to pick up waffle cones? Oh, right, for the wine. One sec, let me just derive your son's credit card number and I'll be on my way.
You want me to pick up waffle cones? Oh, right, for the wine. One sec, let me just derive your son's credit card number and I'll be on my way.
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February 17 2010
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Honor Societies
Hey, why do YOU get to be the president of Tautology Clu-- wait, I can guess.
Hey, why do YOU get to be the president of Tautology Clu-- wait, I can guess.
February 15 2010
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Snow Tracking
I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer.
I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer.
February 12 2010
February 10 2010
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Complexion
Why do all my attempts at science end with me being punched by Batman? (P.S. benzoyl peroxide soap works great.)
Why do all my attempts at science end with me being punched by Batman? (P.S. benzoyl peroxide soap works great.)
February 08 2010
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Trimester
Also, it's not like anyone actually calls up the Nobel committee to double-check things.
Also, it's not like anyone actually calls up the Nobel committee to double-check things.
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thoschsoup
February 05 2010
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You Hang Up First
No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.
No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.
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February 03 2010
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Tensile vs. Shear Strength
Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign.
Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign.
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