Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.
January 30 2012
→ xkcd.com
Etymology-Man
'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish Aquaman were here instead--HE'D be able to help.'
'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish Aquaman were here instead--HE'D be able to help.'
January 27 2012
→ xkcd.com
Sigh
If you're annoying enough, you can get them to respond with an involuntary second sigh and get a rhythm going.
If you're annoying enough, you can get them to respond with an involuntary second sigh and get a rhythm going.
January 25 2012
→ xkcd.com
Suckville
Suckville is considered by the Census Bureau to be part of the Detroit metropolitan statistical area, despite not being located anywhere near Detroit.
Suckville is considered by the Census Bureau to be part of the Detroit metropolitan statistical area, despite not being located anywhere near Detroit.
January 23 2012
January 20 2012
→ xkcd.com
Sloppier Than Fiction
Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.
Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.
Reposted by
January 18 2012
→ xkcd.com
SOPA
In protest of SOPA, I'm currently getting totally blacked out.
In protest of SOPA, I'm currently getting totally blacked out.
Reposted by
danielbohrer
danielbohrer
January 16 2012
→ xkcd.com
Batman
I'm really worried Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie. (The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean. Christopher Nolan won't be, probably.)
I'm really worried Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie. (The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean. Christopher Nolan won't be, probably.)
Reposted by
January 13 2012
January 11 2012
→ xkcd.com
Game AIs
The top computer champion at Seven Minutes in Heaven is a Honda-built Realdoll, but to date it has been unable to outperform the human Seven Minutes in Heaven champion, Ken Jennings.
The top computer champion at Seven Minutes in Heaven is a Honda-built Realdoll, but to date it has been unable to outperform the human Seven Minutes in Heaven champion, Ken Jennings.
Reposted by
January 09 2012
→ xkcd.com
AAAAAA
'ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?' 'I DON'T THINK SO--ARE YOU?' 'MAYBE A LITTLE!' 'OK, FIVE MORE MINUTES.'
'ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?' 'I DON'T THINK SO--ARE YOU?' 'MAYBE A LITTLE!' 'OK, FIVE MORE MINUTES.'
January 06 2012
January 04 2012
→ xkcd.com
Cougars
If you're lying in bed tonight and you see yellow eyes glinting in your window, are you being stalked by a puma, a mountain lion, a panther, a catamount, or a cougar? Trick question--in North America, they're all names for the same species, Puma concolor! Isn't learning fun? Anyway, sleep tight!
If you're lying in bed tonight and you see yellow eyes glinting in your window, are you being stalked by a puma, a mountain lion, a panther, a catamount, or a cougar? Trick question--in North America, they're all names for the same species, Puma concolor! Isn't learning fun? Anyway, sleep tight!
Reposted by
January 02 2012
→ xkcd.com
2012
To compensate for this, I plan to spend 2013 doing nothing but talking about Mayans. My relationships with my friends and family may not fare well.
To compensate for this, I plan to spend 2013 doing nothing but talking about Mayans. My relationships with my friends and family may not fare well.
December 30 2011
→ xkcd.com
Wait Wait
You can't stab Karl Kasell. He sounds all slow and stentorian, but he moves like a snake.
You can't stab Karl Kasell. He sounds all slow and stentorian, but he moves like a snake.
Reposted by Species5618
Species5618
December 28 2011
→ xkcd.com
Making Things Difficult
Favorite mastectomy breast prosthesis idea: a fake boob containing a spare rechargable battery, accessed via a nipple USB port. Complete with a ring of LED charge indicators in the areola!
Favorite mastectomy breast prosthesis idea: a fake boob containing a spare rechargable battery, accessed via a nipple USB port. Complete with a ring of LED charge indicators in the areola!
December 26 2011
December 23 2011
→ xkcd.com
Advent Calendar
I think you could get up to about 11:59:57 before you'd have trouble swallowing the chocolates fast enough. At that point, you'd need some kind of a liquify-and-chug apparatus to get up over the 11:59:59 barrier. Anyway, Merry Christmas!
I think you could get up to about 11:59:57 before you'd have trouble swallowing the chocolates fast enough. At that point, you'd need some kind of a liquify-and-chug apparatus to get up over the 11:59:59 barrier. Anyway, Merry Christmas!
December 21 2011
→ xkcd.com
Brand Identity
Legally-mandated information would be printed on the back or discreetly along the bottom. In small letters under the nutrition information it would say 'Like our products? Visit our website!' There would be no URL.
Legally-mandated information would be printed on the back or discreetly along the bottom. In small letters under the nutrition information it would say 'Like our products? Visit our website!' There would be no URL.
December 19 2011
→ xkcd.com
Mnemonics
'Sailor Moon's head exploded once' and 'Some men have explosive orgasms' both work for the Great Lakes from west to east (Paddle-to-the-Sea order).
'Sailor Moon's head exploded once' and 'Some men have explosive orgasms' both work for the Great Lakes from west to east (Paddle-to-the-Sea order).
Reposted by
December 16 2011
Older posts are this way
If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.
